byrongraffiti:

If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.

(Source: ByronGraffiti)

deucalion:

*sees attractive boy*

*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*

polar-o1d:

GIVEAWAY!!

Okay, so I hit 1,000 (and 3) followers today and I decided it was time to do a giveaway!!

Prizes:

(1) Samsung Google Chromebook- I used it for about 3 months so there are a few scratches and it won’t come in the original box or anything, but still…. It’s FREE (sorry, I just had to include that link)

(2) Really cute bags - 1 by Mossimo and 1 by Unionbay

(1) Notebook that I’ve never used… oops

(1) Covergirl Lashblast Fusion Mascara that I got buy one get one :)

(1) Elizabeth Arden Palette With 10 eye shadows (Sunny Pink, Indingo, Limelight, Fizz, Nude , Black, Plum, Mink, Slate Blue, Silver Taupe. Midnight Emerald) and 2 blushes (Golden Rose, Terrarose) and 1 Shimmer Powder (Soft Gold Shimmer)

(1) Jenna Kidd eye shadow that I’ve had 3 of and adore in the color Vogue

(1) Very nice letter from me

RULES:

Must be following me! (this is for my followers guys, I freaking love them to death)

Like this, sure but only reblogs count.

Reblog as much as you want, I will keep track!! I don’t care if you reblog x10000000000

I’ll be using random.org to choose the winner on June 22nd!!

I love you guys so much and thank you for following me, I feel loved <3

May the odds be ever in your favor, goodbye.

tinikah:

Not cool, Eridan.

imjohnlocked:

bonerack:

princessnecrophilia:

weeaboo-chan:

vhscars:

protest-resources:

50 Shades of Abuse Flyer - Canada

Use, redistribute, print. 

Click image and magnify for large version.

Okay. I understood all the flack Twilight got for being an abusive relationship. Because it was and it was being read by a very young and impressionable audience. But ffs, 50 Shades is an ADULT NOVEL. Iit is about a BDSM couple. Which - newsflash - do exist. It is a completely consensual form of dominate/submissive sex play. The whole concept of domestic violence and abuse is that one side exerts control over an unwilling victim. I don’t recall Anastasia, or whatever she’s called, protesting to Christian’s form of sex. If I remember correctly, she quite enjoyed it! So before you condemn a work of romanticized fiction, actually consider it’s audience and remember that they are mature and capable enough to know the difference between reality and fiction.

so i guess you didn’t read the parts where he coerces her and the part where he continues after she has used her safeword and acts like a fucking creep whenever they aren’t having sex

it is the worst possible introduction to BDSM i could imagine

i know my shit okay

im hoping the people defending this book are 1. never getting into BDSM 2. not currently into BDSM 3. havent read the book bc i dont want to believe anyone is that fucking stupid

Let me

just

fucking

drop

some fucking

knowledge on you right now.

Wanna know the BDSM mantra? Safe, sane, consensual.

So let me explain why this book was devoid of all three of these things.

Safe - In the first few chapters of the novel, Christian Grey tracks Ana’s cell phone to find her at a club. Takes her home when she’s drunk, changes her when she’s so intoxicated she doesn’t remember him doing so,and informs her he will be keeping tabs on her for her own benefit. This is not the behaviour of a respectable Dominant. This is the behaviour of a power hungry, abusive asshole who really can’t take no for an answer.

Sane - One of the most important parts of BDSM is aftercare. Scenes can be extremely traumatizing and intense for the submissive. Aftercare is anything from petting to cuddling to holding to sweet talking, whatever degree of gentleness a bottom would need to pull them out of “subspace”. How does Christian provide aftercare? He submits Ana to a traumatizing first time spanking experience AND THEN FUCKING LEAVES. AND GETS MAD THAT SHE DIDN’T TELL HIM SHE WAS UPSET. He’s the one who should fucking know better! That, again, is not the act of a responsible Dominant. It’s the act of a selfish abuser.

Consensual - Did I mention he undressed her when she was belligerently drunk? Tracked her phone to locate her? He also buys her a new car despite her saying no countless times. Now, consent is important for any kind of sexual activity at all. Consent means informed, consent means enthusiastic. Informed, enthusiastic consent. This is crucial in a BDSM setting. Scenes can be extremely intense, especially for the bottom. What is Christian’s form of obtaining consent? Handing Ana a fucking contract highlighting all the things he wants to do her asshole and asking her to sign it. She was a virgin (Don’t even get me fucking started.) who had never before been exposed to BDSM. Entering in that kind of relationship takes a gargantuan amount of trust and knowledge so you know exactly what you’re getting into. Not reading a list of kinks on a piece of paper and signing your rights to say no away. Christian didn’t offer her resources, he didn’t offer her information. He gave her an ultimatum. That is not the sort of consent a responsible Dom/me would seek from their submissive.

Fuck. This. book. It’s written in a shitty way, it’s a terrible example of a BDSM relationship (ask anybody already involved in the lifestyle and watch them go blue in the face just thinking about it), which is already faced with enough prejudice and misunderstand, and it romanticizes and glorifies abuse.

^I’m just going to stand up for this and clap

nooby-banana:

ironychan:

ilymorgannn:

I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it

I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.

It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D  It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.

(Source: cineraria)

theanti90smovement:

get this picture of bill clinton playing sax 100,000 notes. the future of mankind depends on it

(Source: t0riex)

da-funny:

epouvantail:

oooeygooeygoodness:

The Fish Bowl

Ingredients
½ cup Nerds candy
½ gallon goldfish bowl
5 oz. vodka
5 oz. Malibu rum
3 oz. blue Curacao
6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix
16 oz. pineapple juice
16 oz. Sprite
3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange
4 Swedish gummy fish

Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.

One of my absolute favorite drinks. My husband always makes me one for my birthday!!

Aaaaaaah this was way too cute not to reblog. XD

Bryan! This looks good.

Today is my day of mourning for this apartment

tomorrow I begin anew

Josie and the Pussycats (Canada - USA, 2001)

(Source: in-love-with-movies)

I do not feel better